Sticky out tongue pics!

Social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace have the facility for users to upload personal pictures for the world to see. Common pictures are ‘pouts’  and selfpics. I have no problems with this but there is one type of pic found on these sites that I loathe. The ‘sticky out tongue’ pics! and its always the girls that do it. I do not know what would posses a girl to do this as it is possibly the most unattractive pose ever created.

They tend to look like a nasty little child protesting after being told off. Why would they think that looks sexy? It looks retarded!

PC World recomendations

Since converting to the Mac platform I have felt no need to purchase anything from PC World so its very rare im in the store. My friend Ste had just bought a camera from Currys so we decided to pop in to PC World for ‘old time sake’ and to see if the PC landscape had changed much since our departure.

After about 5 minutes in the store one of the shopping assistants came over and asked us if we needed any assistance, we politely declined explaining we were Mac users and we just browsing out of interest. The conversation that followed with the employee was one i’d never have expected. He suddenly lit up and became very enthusiastic at the mention of Macs, he explained that he wished he was a mac user but couldn’t afford one at the moment. He went on to tell us how he wouldn’t recommend one product from the store that he was an employee of.

“I would not recomend one product from here, I really wouldn’t, they’re cheap rubbish”

“Macs are definitely the way forwards, they’ll soon take over, PCs are on the decline”

This was reassuring to hear because I am a bit of a Mac snob and often get carried away evangelising the Apple life style. To have a PC World employee do it for me was a good feeling, I didn’t feel like a snob anymore, I felt like I was speaking gospel!

Although PCs aren’t going to go away anytime soon this did feel like one more nail in the coffin for the PC market.

It was interesting to see how the PC market had changed, everything had a cheapness to it. There didn’t seem to be any quality computers in the store anymore, just low end budget everything. The laptop section is now dominated by low-cost net-books sporting low grade plastic shells that feel like something made entirely from recycled kinder egg toys. The PCs are mostly £499 and below. What happened to the £1000 machines that were there 3 years ago?

It seems like the store has a different demographic than before. I didn’t spot one good gaming machine in the whole store, that was unheard of 3 years ago.

Looks like the dedicated PC gamers that want quality machines are a niche market now that will have to resort to the DIY game if they want a decent gaming rig.

The Crashing of my Star

Well, today after accumulating approximately 200 miles on my brand spanking new LML Star its life was brought to a premature end… by a car!

I was riding up the crossroads in Hillgate towards Richer Sounds when a car turning right cut straight across my path. I was immediately flung from the scooter as it made a horrendous crash. As I got up from the ground I turned to face my scooter and found it in pieces on the floor with parts and panels missing from it. The damage to my scooter was my first concern before my own wellbeing. My heart sank when I came to the realisation that it was irreparable. A write off.

An ambulance was travelling down one of the side roads and immediately came to our assistance even though it was meant to be on the way to another job. The car driver that had knocked me off my scooter looked even more shaken up than I did. I almost felt as sorry for him as I did for myself. The damage to his brand new Audi appeared to be a smashed headlight and some scrapes to the front.

After having my blood pressure and some other health checks done I spoke to the police about the incident. They explained to me that I would be charged for the removal for my smashed up scooter and it would probably put me around £200 out of pocket. The paramedics took me to the hospital to get me fully checked over although I did appear to have gotten off pretty well. After some blood pressure checks and x-rays I was greeted by my parents to be taken home.

We decided to drop by the police station before going home to get the details about recovering the scooter wreckage. We were greeted by the policeman that dealt with me at the scene of the accident. He explained to me that the insurance companies would probably say it was 50/50 blame which i’m not happy about. That means that because i’m third party insurance I wont see a penny of the money I spent on the scooter.

My insurance companies offices are shut till Monday so i’ve got a wait until I can officially report it to them.

I now have to rest for the weekend and start repairing myself. I’ve been told by the paramedics that I will have bad whiplash coming soon so I have that to look forward to.

I am expecting people to expect me to not want to get on 2 wheels again, which isn’t true. When I got my scooter I went in with my eyes open and new all the dangers to expect. Depending on how the insurance claim goes I fully intend to get back on a scooter.

Danny Dyer UFO Hunting

I have been mindlessly watching the TV tonight and came across Danny Dyer’s “I believe in UFOs” (iPlayer Link).

This has to be the most ridiculous yet entertaining show I have ever seen about UFOs. At points in the show it’s really hard to tell if Danny does believe or he’s completley taking the piss out of those who do. His enthusiasm for UFO discovery is very amusing, he comes across as someone who was into this as a child and is now living their childhood dream.

The show is undoubtedly just an entertainment show even though he does talk to experts and believers, however it is entertaining enough to watch just because its Danny Dyer.

Harry Brown

I’ve been listening to Plan-B alot recently and decided to have a look at his wikipedia page to see what else he has done. I discovered that he’s been in a film called Harry Brown starring Michael Caine. After a rough Saturday night I decided to settle down and watch this film.

Without spoiling the film too much for anyone who’s not seen it I can say its about an elderly man who lives on a rough council estate. The council estate has a problem with youths running riot on the estate causing hell for its inhabitants. When the trouble personally affects Harry he decides to take matters in his own hands and becomes vigilante.

It approaches something that is a real problem in parts of the world and does it in a way that keeps you on drawn into Harry’s experiences. The film is quite a dark film all the way through so you have been warned.

Rating: ★★★★½

No sleep

So it’s 1:11 in the morning and my selfish sister has gone and put the washing machine on to keep me awake all night. If it’s not her making a racket in the shower at 3am it’s this.

The worst part is that I went to bed at 10pm tonight just to make sure I could be up early in the mornng for the gym. Fat chance of that now.

Thanks a bunch Danielle for ruining my life some more!

Lesbian Vampire Killers

This film is not what I was expecting from it’s title!

The comedy-horror first came under my radar this Christmas as a free treat from iTunes so of course I downloaded it (i’ll download anything thats free, bar viruses).

I was expecting an extremely bad teen movie full of model-look lesbians making out the whole way through, whilst this was part of the film it didn’t overshadow the comedy and plot which pleased me. Being male I obviously find that attractive and all but I believe it has become too much of a mean feature in Hollywood films these days and often detracts too much from the actual film.

I wont witter on about the plot here because that would just ruin it for anyone who’s not seen it yet (I hate it when people ruin films for me before I’ve seen them), all I do have to say is that its definatley a good watch if you just want an entertaining movie on a Friday night.